My Giant Poop (actually, that's all I'm talking about here)

I just had a dump. One of my poops was literally longer than one foot. I swear. I would have busted out the camera and measuring tape to post it on that poop website except that one end of it was partially down the back of the toilet and I don't want my measuring tape to get that close to my poop. I would guess it was between 1 and 1/4 and 1 and 1/3 of a foot long. It was probably the most incredible looking poop that I have ever had. Funny thing is my stomach still feels full. How does all that fit in me? No wonder I've been so bloated! Poo baby!