Dear people who wear shoes with individual toe space things,
1) You look like a knob.
2) Seriously. Giant door knob.
3) Your toes will probably get cold. Like how mittens are better than gloves because gloves let your fingers get cold.
4) Knob.
5) Is that even comfy?
6) Please just wear shoes. If you really want to feel special and gay, wear toe socks. Under your proper shoes.
7) I laugh to myself every time I see you step in a puddle and get your feet wet.
From, Jackie.
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