*Final Fantasy X music plays* ("I want to tell you everything")
Me: Isn't that nice.
*keeps playing.*
Me: hmm hm hmmmm. Oh shit that's my alarm now, isn't it? But I don't wanna wake upppppppp I'm not ready to face the day! Damn it, FFX wins again, I'm up, I'm up.
20 minutes later:
Nice Mexican Lady Who's Name I Forget: Good morning, Jackie!
Me: Oh hiiii! How are you this morning!
Lady: I'm well thank you! I was so tired though, I didn't feel like coming this morning!
Me: Me too, I knew I'd be okay once I got here, but I just didn't want to get up.
Sensei: Okay everyone line up!
10 minutes later:
Sensei: Okay good warm up, everyone. Let's get the white belts over here, please. Okay, Jackie you'll be practising your Form 1 on ------ (lady who's name I forget) (me, not the sensei) and ----- you can practise your Form 7 on Jackie.
Lady: Oh, Sensei, is that a good idea? I can't do that to Jackie!
Me: *impending feeling of doom*
Sensei: Oh yes, Jackie's going to have to learn to cope with pain, it's part of training!
Me: *doom* *doom* *doom* *doom*
Sensei: Okay, go ahead, start on Jackie; Jackie, lunge forward and grab -----'s wrist. Okay, hajime!"
Lady: (whispers) I think you had the right idea about not coming today! sorry!
Jackie: *doom* *doom* *doom*
Lady: (does something to my elbow and I'm on my knees. slight push followed by sharp pain.)
Me: (taps my leg to let her know i can feel it. a lot.)
Lady: (grabs my collar and throws me to the ground, swings her leg over my neck and bends my arm backwards)
Me: (tap! tap!)
Lady: (does 4 more variations of this move, then: ) okay now you need to punch me!
Me: Here? (punches at stomach )
Lady: yup. (bends my whole arm around again by barely touching me)
Me: owowowowow! that is so cool! ow!
Lady: I'm sorry I'm sorry! I hate doing this!
Me: (I still think it's cool)
aaand etcetera. and then I had to do somersaults for a half hour.
anyway I'M GONNA LEARN THAT ONE DAY! IT WAS SOO COOL SHE BARELY TOUCHED ME AND I WAS ON THE GROUND LIKE WOOAH!
the end
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