peculiarities

has anyone ever noticed that i can't handle eating while a) wearing my hair down or b) wearing long sleeves? i used to yell at holden all the time for sitting too close to me while i was eating, so i've known for a while i have this weird bubble going on when i eat. but apparently this extends to my hair (too close to my face, must pin it back) and my sleeves (roll them up or take my sweater off) also. other than food time, i only have a bubble toward people who smell bad or creep me out. I swear im a very cuddly person! so what is wrong with me when it comes to food???

lazy

some people say if they won the lotto they'd get a personal chef. that's silly, cooking is fun. what I would need is a personal grocery shopper. i'm so lazy, and someone needs to keep my shopping up to date, make sure things are thrown out when they go bad, and keep things prepped and in tupperware. then when i'm hungry i can just open the fridge and cook something up in a jiffy! i don't wanna walk to no grocery store!!