peculiarities

oh my god, people, either shave your pubies or clean the toilet seat after yourself.

babies

can someone explain to me how we measure babies in our society? it's not very nice that they have to be called 'long.' they're people too! just 'cause they can't walk, they should still be allowed to be tall! and anyway, they aren't very long at all, so if we're discriminating here, we may as well go all the way and say they're 30 inches short. plus if you measure length, it implies that you have to measure width, too. your baby is 28'' long and 10'' wide. and that just paves the way to eating disorders. so if i ever have a baby, i will be fair to her (no way in hells i'm havin' me a boy) and allow her to walk tall. or at least lay there. tall-ly.